The Mantis is Musical Pornography
material with little or no artistic merit whose primary function is to cause sexual excitement
1840-50; Gk pornográph ( os ) writing about harlots ( porno-, comb. form of pórnē harlot + -graphos
Jonny Pee - plays banjo, spoons, some trousers, a mallard, belly button fluff and all synthesizers.
Dan - plays google earth, washing lines, all brass instruments and the dog from Johnny Briggs.
Shel - plays all volumes, a floorbrush, competitive lawn tennis, ladies of ill repute, the martyr and Weetabix.
Jimmy - plays theme parks, a bisexual ladybird, the films of Michael Douglas, away from home, and the French